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"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale) 10/26/2017 at 19:22 • Filed to: BMW Parking

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Can’t park. Part 1,678,997,788 and counting

Slight infraction, but still pushed me over. They get points for having a manual Z4 though.

TheHondaBro > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/26/2017 at 19:35

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I see nothing wrong with this.

CaptDale - is secretly British > TheHondaBro 10/26/2017 at 19:39

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He/she is over the line. Just makes for tight parking.

10/10 would own a Z4M coupe or vert

benjrblant > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/26/2017 at 19:39

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Think of the double line as allowance for margin of error. You’re probably more likely to get dinged by that Sprinter now if anything.

TheHondaBro > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/26/2017 at 19:40

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CaptDale - is secretly British > benjrblant 10/26/2017 at 19:41

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I came and left long before either of them showed up to their vehicles.

CaptDale - is secretly British > TheHondaBro 10/26/2017 at 19:41

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I know, let me have this. Jesus

Nibby > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/26/2017 at 19:45

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c’mon el_uly

DasWauto > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/26/2017 at 19:53

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Your right rear was also on the line so we’ll have to call it a draw.

Also, why would you work in the gap instead of way the hell from anyone else like the of us totally normal not at all neurotic, distrustful car owners?

CaptDale - is secretly British > DasWauto 10/26/2017 at 19:59

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Because it was kinda full when I got there and I just wanted my damn coffee and pastry before I had to be at work.

Also no, if they had parked correctly I would not have been on the line.

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/26/2017 at 20:00

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Not a chance in hell I’d buy a Z3M vert over the quirky glory that is the original M Coupe.

However, the Z4M vert – I forget that such a thing even exists. The coupe is great – but if I’m getting a coupe I’d want the original Z3M version. So vert wins if I’m specifically thinking Z4M. Just from rarity alone that thing has got to score crazy points someday.

Stay tuned for tomorrow’s episode of My Hypothetical Garage of Quirks…

CaptDale - is secretly British > ZHP Sparky, the 5th 10/26/2017 at 20:03

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I hate the OG clown shoe. It is ugly. Just everything about it is wrong. I’d rather have a 1st gen Panamera.

Z4M Vert is totally where it is, but the coupe would be cool too. But I agree the Z4M vert (soft top, not newer hardtop ones) will be (should be) worth buku bucks in the future.

I can’t wait to read the article.

benjrblant > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/26/2017 at 20:05

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Dude, you gotta say that this was a pre-coffee decision. C’mon, that’s important information!

TomServo (Resides on the Satellite of Love) > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/26/2017 at 20:08

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My mom had a 2003 Z4 roadster, fun little cars.

TomServo (Resides on the Satellite of Love) > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/26/2017 at 20:09

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Looked just like this one but I think this is a 2.5i and hers was a 3.0i.

Cash Rewards > TheHondaBro 10/26/2017 at 20:12

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Is this soccer rules (the entire ball has to cross the entire line) or football (tip of the ball has to touch the plane)?

CaptDale - is secretly British > TomServo (Resides on the Satellite of Love) 10/26/2017 at 20:13

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The 3.0 is the one to get unless you buy a M

CaptDale - is secretly British > benjrblant 10/26/2017 at 20:14

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Sorry. I though the CIA had redacted that info. I still need coffee. Been one of those days.

TomServo (Resides on the Satellite of Love) > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/26/2017 at 20:33

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The M would be way too hardcore. She’s more of an Audi A3 Hatch, Volvo V50, BMW 530i, Loaded Golf SEL kind of person. Zippy euro cars, though she’s had a slew of Subaru legacies.

TomServo (Resides on the Satellite of Love) > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/26/2017 at 20:34

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I don’t like the Z4 M coupe, I’d get a roadster.

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/27/2017 at 10:53

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Haha, to each their own I suppose. I don’t even know why I (or other people) like that thing – it’s just weird enough without being Aztek levels of embarrassing.

Textured Soy Protein > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/28/2017 at 10:19

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CaptDale - is secretly British > Textured Soy Protein 10/28/2017 at 11:08

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Oppos are obviously outliers